Tuesday Tidbit: Riddles!

Today’s Tuesday Tidbit is fun…it’s just a bunch of riddles!

By Emma Bartley

What gets whiter the dirtier it gets?

A: a chalkboard!

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

A: a penny!

Mr. Brown was killed on Sunday afternoon. The wife said she was reading a book. The butler said he was taking a shower. The chef said he was making breakfast. The maid said she was folding clothes. The gardener said he was planting tomatoes. Who did it?

A: The chef! Mr. Brown was killed in the afternoon, and yet the chef claimed he was making breakfast.

Which word in the English language is most frequently spelled wrong?

A: wrong!

What seven letter word contains thousands of letters?

A: a mailbox!

What has four legs, but can’t walk?

A: a table!

People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?

A: plates!

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

A: lunch and dinner!

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

A: the letter C!

What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?

A: a teapot!

A boy fell off an 100 foot ladder, but he did not get hurt? Why not?

A: He was only on the first step!

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

A: your breath!

David’s father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ?

A: David!

Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?

A: stuffed!

I hope you enjoyed this fun Tuesday Tidbit!